Many women ask me,"Why do guys take so long in the shower?" Today I plan to answer that question. The answer leads us to prove that males are better than females. I will now explain. The shower is the best place for any man to think. I brings him closer to nature. How, you may ask. Ancient Samurai used to sit under waterfalls and meditate while being in tune with nature. It is the same concept. We stand in our showers with the water running over us and the sound brings us closer to nature. By bringing ourselves closer to nature, we find many solutions to the universe. Samurai used these solutions to kill their enemies. We currently use these truths, to further our knowledge. When taking short showers, one deprives themselves of this crucial enlightening process that is necessary for development. Women usually take short showers, which proves that they are inferior to males, who take long showers. That is all I have to say today.
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